Seven terribly distasteful games that should never be made

There are far too many sensible, politically correct games around these days. Sometimes we don't want to play racing sims where we're competing on the same track over and over again to try and best our high scores, or take part in gritty, realistic shooters where the fate of humanity is in our hands. Sometimes we want to get lost in a truly distasteful and repulsive game that gives us something a little bit different, while managing to offend nearly everyone on the planet at the same time.

Here are seven games made in bad taste that would be certain to attract some interest.

Kurt Cobain's Time Crisis: In Search of Nirvana

A shooter with a difference, Kurt Cobain's Time Crisis lets you battle the rock star’s inner demons with his own personal shotgun. Attempt to beat the clock and fight your way to the end of stages before time runs out so that Kurt can eventually turn the gun on himself.

Bonus levels include coming back as a ghost to hunt down Courtney Love before she manages to use your name and get a record deal that unleashes her terrible music upon the world.

Shotgun peripheral sold separately.

Robert Mugabe's Pokemon White Edition

Gotta catch 'em all! Scour towns and villages in search of white people who are shamelessly enjoying privileges reserved for your own kind. Collect rogue farmers and business owners who have managed to make a profit and throw them in your own customisable jail cells. Every new addition is recorded in your Filofax as you attempt to fill all pages before the next election.

Don't forget to arrange press conferences often, giving you a platform to attack world leaders who negatively judge your hard work and earn bonus points for sticking to your morals.

Princess Di: Tunnel Racer

Want to outrun the paps? Fed up of being snapped? Then this is the game for you. Princess Di: Tunnel Racer is a fast paced handheld game that takes advantage of your devices internal accelerometer. Choose your car and driver before setting off through the longest tunnel in the world. The farther you go, the faster it gets and the more paps appear with their flashing cameras, disorienting you, the driver.

Unlock new cars, better drivers and shorter tunnels, but beware: You won’t ever reach the light at the end of this tunnel.

Draw Something with George W Bush

Think you can draw? Then George W Bush’s Draw Something is the game for you! Pit yourself against your friends or even the man himself, trying to recreate and better the famous portraits of the infamous friends of the one time most powerful man in the world.

Unlock new colour palettes, different brushes and a host of stencils to help you become the most prolific artist around. If you get bored of drawing other men, then why not take yourself on and reproduce that infamous painted selfie?

Anne Frank’s Rock Star

In the deepest darkest corner of your attic build your band as you try to outwit the Nazis with your poetic music and tales of woe. But beware, don’t practice too loudly otherwise the Gestapo will get you. Make sure your instruments are silenced as best as you can and try not to go over the decibel marker otherwise you risk alerting the troops.

Unlock quieter instruments, softer songs and fire band members who refuse to respect the noise curfew.
This game does not include a drum kit.

Joseph Kony's Small Soldiers

This MMORPG puts you in the role of an African general charged with building up your own extraordinary squad of warriors. Recruit your team straight from their own bedrooms as you snatch them up in the middle of the night and rename each one to your liking.

Classes include the sniper, scout and heavy machinery specialist as you assemble the teeniest militia group on the continent. After gaining enough XP you can level up to unlock the boss battle against Joseph Kony himself and give your kids the chance to fulfil their dreams, whether they like it or not.

Yassar Arafat’s Flappy Lips

Tap tap tap tap tap! Keep Yasser Arafat’s lips going in this geopolitical simulator! Climb through the world stage by inspiring your people and annoying everyone else. Get to the Knesset, Arab League and the Organisation of the Islamic Conference before taking on the UN and fighting for your right as an independently recognised state. But make sure you don’t upset your fellow Arab states, for too much talk could lead to your own ganging up against you. Judge your taps well.

If you stop tapping, Yasser drops down and off the world stage, making him less powerful than before. This could lead to many disastrous consequences, so make sure you keep him stable!